An Open Letter to HSUS, PETA, Homeland Security and all Government Agencies and Animal Control Authorities
Do I have to pay animal taxes on my "not" raised dogs with your office, according to your new animal care and control tyranny laws?
29 Nov 11 (Updated 25 Jan 12)
by Dean A. Ayers
Lead Investigative Reporter
Dear Dog Sires and Bitches for Companion Animals,
My friend over at Well Fare, Iowa just received two subsidy checks for $1,000 each from their county government office of “puppy mill” animal care and control run by the State of Iowa Animal Rights Activist Legislation Employment Office of Non-Voters for Companion Animals, for "not" raising dogs in Iowa counties as a USDA or State controlled “puppy mill.”
Right now I'm not getting any extra help from the government while I'm displaced from my previous employment because of the failing economy, so I want to go into the "not-raising-dogs" puppy mill “not” business, sponsored by State of Iowa, Mills County, and Iowa Animal Rights Activist Legislation Employment Office of Non-Voters for Companion Animals, which I heard was sponsored by the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS), PETA and THE MOB. I heard allegedly that these new animal care and control laws you now have are now approved by all Iowa Counties, and their Board of Supervisors, in order to promote tyranny in animal care and control of law abiding dog and pet owners in your Iowa Counties, because Non-Voter Companions now “refer” to anyone having more than one dog as a “puppy mill.” All of this animal control, of course, for the purpose of totally “taxing” dog and animal owners to “death” in the Iowa counties, or face unconstitutional confiscation of their animals by the county animal controlling authorities allegedly “paid off” by Non-Voters for Companion Animals “not.”
So in the spirit of following your new animal ‘taxation’ laws in Iowa Counties; what I want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best kind of “puppy mill” dog home or animal farm "not" to raise dogs in, and what is the best breed of dogs "not" to raise in Iowa Counties as a “puppy mill” NOT?
Do I have to register or license my "not" raised “puppy mill” dogs with the new National Animal Identification System (NAIS) of the USDA, or with the Iowa Counties of Non-Voters for Companion Animals, “NOT” in Iowa or located in B...ARF Animal Control offices located in the Non-Voter Companion Animal Offices “NOT”? Also can I "not" report all the dogs that I will “not” own, every 24 hours as required by the NAIS animal ID regulations, when I do “not” move them off premises, so I will "not" be fined $1,000 a day, per "not" dog or animal, per "not" violating the regulations, according to the USDA NAIS and Non-Voters for Companion Animals County Regulations “not,” and Iowa anti-dog care and control regulations "not?"
I want to be sure that I approach this endeavor of “not” raising any “puppy mill” dogs with my family in my Iowa County in keeping with all the USDA and Non-Voter Companion Animal County spirit of rescuing and adopting all animals for a really big FEE (not) and in the spirit of their alleged governmental/corporation "taxation without representation" funded laws and policies “not” that your animal care and control laws allegedly promote “not.” I would prefer “not” to raise purebred, cross-breed, mixed dogs, or any rescued or adopted dogs, but if that is not a good type or breed "not" to raise as a family dog, then I will just as gladly "not" raise any AKC registered breed of dogs or any “puppy mill” dogs (NOT) on my private property either, in my County.
As I see it, the hardest part of this USDA and Iowa County “animal taxation” and tyranny animal care and control legislation program “NOT” will be in keeping an accurate inventory of how many dogs I have "not" raised in a USDA or Iowa State certified “puppy mill” not.
That being said, in the "not" raising dogs for "unincorporated county area families" animal care and control brochures (not), for small “puppy mill” dog non-producers, which I will qualify for; that this regulation and animal license and taxation program is “not” voluntary, even if my dogs are permanent indoor “puppy mill” house dogs (not).
I need to know that as long as I "not" let the "not" raised family “puppy mill” dogs off my private property, called "not" a dog owner premises," then I understand you will "not" subject my family to tyranny controlled Non-Voter for Companion Animal (NOT) ‘taxation’ and “harassment” on my private property about my “not” owned “puppy mill” dogs under the Iowa County for Non-Voter Companion Animal care and control animal taxation control legislation program that is now mandatory (NOT).
Can you please tell me if I got the Iowa County Non-Voter for Companion Animal dog taxation facts correct from the new animal care and control laws you approved, Sire (NOT)? I understand you all are "not" very responsive to pet owner or concerned citizens questions about this new “puppy mill” animal care and control law, but that you all think you already have "all" the right answers at the USDA and Non-Voter for Companion Animal and Iowa County animal “puppy mill” control authority office’s "not."
My friend, named Mary LaKay Dam Pissed, is very joyful about the future of this Iowa Voter tyranny taxation of all the dogs in the rural counties (especially any dog that never leaves the inside of their house), by your alleged agro-biz-incorporated sponsored "welfare" county business, of "not” raising dogs" in family homes on private property in the rural areas of this county." I also heard that you just essentially ‘copied’ the tyranny animal care and control ordinance from a neighboring county of Mills? Did you not know how to properly write animal care and control legislation that would actually be ‘fair’ to dog owners in the county? Was it really necessary to plagiarize tyranny animal control laws from someone else?
My friend, Mary LaKay DAM PISSED, has “not” been raising their family of “puppy mill” dogs for twenty years or so, and the best they ever made on them was $422 in a county dog show prize award in 1988. Until the year 2009, when they got two subsidy checks for $1000 each for "not" raising any dogs anymore, from your USDA and their neighboring county of Polk, in Iowa by their sponsored animal care, taxation, and control programs "not."
If I can get $1000 (like my friend Mary LaKay DAM PISSED) for each "not" raised family dog on my private property in my County, Iowa like my friend allegedly did in their county, then if I “not” raise 50 dogs on my private property in Mills County, Iowa will I get a bigger check of subsidy? For example, can I get $2000 for “not” raising 100 dogs, as long as I do "not" license them, and register them with the new HSUS, and PETA National Animal Identification System (NAIS) as a USDA licensed “Puppy Mill” "not"?
Also, with the bad economy and high price of food now days, I am considering the "not” raising “puppy milled” cows or “puppy Milled” hogs in the Non-Voter for Companion Animals (Not) control program on family private property that the USDA and various other Iowa Counties which will sponsor Non-Voters for Companion Animals (NOT) from all those "not" so interested independent farmers “not” making any money on their “puppy mill” NOT family farms. I think they call them "mad cow" family “puppy mill” operations don't they, so please send me any information you have on that subsidy Non-Voter for Companion Animals program (NOT) in Mills County or any other Iowa county also for “not” raising those family “puppy mill” pets or animals also.
In view of these circumstances, Sires, and Non-Voters for Companion Animals (NOT), you understand that I am now totally unemployed and that I have no money to pay for all these new ‘tyranny’ dog license taxes for “not” raising any “puppy mill” dogs, pets or animals on my private property in Mills County or any other county in Iowa. There for I plan to file for Iowa State Unemployment and Federal Government food stamps also, while I am "not" raising all these “puppy milled” dogs (NOT) and Iowa County, and State controlled Non-Voter companion animals (NOT).
Sires, after you have begun to tax me and my dogs, pets, and animals “to death” for simply owning my own dogs, pets or animals in your fine establishment of one of your counties in Iowa with all these new “puppy milled” animal care and control laws "not" will you subsidize my ‘burial” of my personal family pet ownership also?
Be assured, Sires, and B#tches, that you all will have my VOTE in the coming elections for YOUR re-election. NOT!
Patriotic-ally Yours,
Mr. Dog Smith, “A Man who just owns a pet dog inside his home as a member of his family”.
PS. Please notify me when you are giving out free Iowa surplus corn and cheese, from the independent animal home owners and farmers you run out of business by your tyranny animal taxation laws.
PPS: TO ALL AMERICANS; For "Real" folks; Just VOTE, "NO" to Deadwood County, and State Politicians, who won't say "NO" to NAIS or the USDA or to STOP Anti-Pet, animal care and control county taxation and tyranny animal laws, spay/neuter to avoid taxation tyranny requirements, and unlawful and unconstitutional animal care and control legislation that does “not” provide “due process” for a pet owner before animal control can confiscate, seize or euthanize your dogs. This county has approved animal care and control regulations with an agenda to end American's freedoms and liberties to freely own animals and pets without government intrusion or violation of the U.S. Constitution and that is appalling!
PPPS: Also, Stop the National Animal Identification System (NAIS) to "protect" America from corporate - government intervention into American's U.S. Constitutional freedoms on your "own" private property with animals called a premises.
PPPPS: Stop any and all perverted Anti-Pet Ownership ordinances, spay/neuter license requirements, and mandatory taxation for animal owner control legislation/laws that take away your rights to freely own and maintain your pets and dogs on your own private property.
And by the way, please tell Mills County, Iowa...
"We the People Have the Right to Bear F.arms!"
...AND OWN OUR DOGS, PETS AND ANIMALS ON PRIVATE PROPERTY WITHOUT GOVERNMENT OR TYRANNY INTRUSION!
- SATIRE -
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